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sugarfly
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| Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:00 am Post subject: Not Your Typical Joke... |
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title
and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.:D |
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Jonathan
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| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:29 am Post subject: |
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:lol:
That's a good one! :lol:
(And good for bonus points too, since it's even travel related!!!) |
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AmericanGuestHouse.Com
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Location: Washington DC
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| Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| hahahaha... I've heard different versions of this joke before. It truely is funny! |
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Im not spartacus
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:04 am Post subject: |
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| I wonder if that'd work? If I were a multimillionaire then I'd maybe give it a go! |
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AmericanGuestHouse.Com
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:22 am Post subject: just for laughs - a blonde construction worker |
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| A construction worker fell off the 2nd floor where he was working and landed on the sidewalk, a backpacker ran over and asked him, "what happened??" and the worker replied, "I don't know, I just got here". |
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